In need of a good spanking?

  Some threads just wont end, sometime trying reason means it's  just time to stop trying.
  This poster just had to make sure we all understood what (s)he was thinking. Long after being told why the ad was flagged, and what to do to maybe get better results the OP continued on.
  Even just a google image search of spanking brings up a plethora of semi-erotic pictures. This tells me that the vast majority of adults correlate spanking with either the discipline of a child, of a sexual fetish of sorts. Mainly the latter.
  At any rate this OP seems to think (s)he is on some higher plane of intellectual existence, and that the rest of us lower life forms just can not comprehend the information at hand. Unfortunately no matter who thought what, the readers will flag  spanking requests/ non-sexual fetishes  from strictly platonic.
  So here is the thread start to what I have dubbed "Oh just spank me". By the way, this is the second thread the OP started.

Addressing everything < flagpuzzle > 10/25 12:17:47

Not sure which thread to use. Patience requested. Also not impressed by negative rating for 1st post. I've been polite, unlike one poster. Do you punish politeness, reward sarcasm?

1. People focused on fact that I didn't identify my ad. O.K. Here's what I remember:

Title: "Discipline for those who need it" or similar. Category: Platonic. City: Palo Alto. Frequency: One. No price, images, links, fonts, HTML, etc.

2. Two posters made same point. One said: "Strictly Platonic is for friendships. Spanking is something people do because it excites them sexually." Another: "How the hell is spanking strictly platonic?"

You're unfamiliar with the subject. Read spanking ads that CL carries. Most are sexual. But there are others:

(a) Some people are immature and feel the need to be disciplined in a positive but non-adult way. For example, students who are failing or professionals who feel insecure. When I've spanked somebody like this, it's seemed quite natural. And I've been thanked years after the fact.

(b) Or they're seeking to relive past experiences that now seem, to them, to have been part of a secure and happy life. It's about feelings that run deep and not sexuality.

3. Two posters mentioned "Misc Romance". Doesn't seem appropriate. But thanks.

4. CLpolizei noted: "If they're (ads are) sexual in nature, they *are* prohibited." This referred to my point about the sexual spanking ads that CL runs.

I didn't expect to see ads of this type. But CL is flooded with them. This is why I was surprised to see my decidedly non-sexual ad pulled.

A young man approached me for a spanking recently hoping for this sort of thing. I turned him down, so he went to CL to get spanked and penetrated. He is now a satisfied and loyal CL fan.

This isn't what I'm looking for, and there are many people of both genders who feel the same way. We're interested in a friendship activity that can be positive and beneficial.

5. Another poster closed with "But if that's good enough for you then have a nice day."

Is sarcasm necessary? Assuming that you work for CL, is it mentioned in the guidelines? Is there a section that says: "Remember to be rude to people when they're polite to you" ? 

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=172802346 <---click to see the never ending thread.....lol

Human skull for sale?

 Really? I 'm just going to post the the thread start from forum 3. What do you say about someone selling a skull on craigslist, besides it's prohibited?
  I do have to quote a *dash* who wrote this clever piece about the flagged ad:

"To be, or not to be... < - > 10/18 11:00:22 

-that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the adspace to suffer
The puppies and skulls of prohibited fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of spammers,
And, by flagging, end them. To die, to sleep
No more." 

  That is priceless. Well without further delay, here is your thread "skull for sale".

Human Skull < abetterbuilder > 10/18 10:52:02

I thought that I have read the Item's that cannot be sold on craigslist. My Post was flagged :


Date:2010-10-18 08:16:30
PostID:2012175844
Title:(collectibles) Real Human Skull

This is an excellent condition Real Human Skull. It also has his mandible and most of his teeth are in place. There are no medical procedures done to this skull. Most that you purchase today has the skull cap removed and reattached with screws, and are of Asian decent.. This Skull has never been tampered with. He was a French man in his mid 30's and is 19th century in age. This would make an excellent conversation piece or medical or School purpose or just a cool collectible. It has been in my family for a long time and my wife no longer wants it in our house. The price is pretty firm. Thank you Please email if you want additional pictures or questions.


Complies with all State and Federal Laws including Nagpra!





Location: Baytown
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=172145399  <===click here to see the complete thread.

TheFixxer's pick of the day thread.

  Is it a wanted roommate ad, or a wanted girlfriend ad? You decide, at any rate it is all funny.
  Click on any part as they are all live links just as they are on craigslist. Start at the top in case there has been more entries.


-TheFixxer

phi Looking for Reasons < Anon__Guy > 10/14/10 14:42         : . . Can't imagine why! § < - > 10/14/10 14:43         : . . Because it sounds creepy. < TheFixxer > 10/14/10 14:44         : . . : . . Clarification < Anon__Guy > 10/14/10 14:47         : . . : . . : . . oh please, heres one for the fail blog. § < - > 10/14/10 14:47         : . . : . . : . . My advice to you is to start drinking heavily § < - > 10/14/10 14:48         : . . : . . : . . Do you have a good lawyer? < TheFixxer > 10/14/10 14:48         : . . : . . : . . : . . This thread sound perfect for you, Fix. § < - > 10/14/10 14:52  +5       : . . : . . : . . Whoah... you want an 'in-bed' roommate of the < frozone > 10/14/10 14:49         : . . : . . : . . : . . I THINK that may be the whole point. < -- > 10/14/10 14:53         : . . : . . : . . Get a cat. § < - > 10/14/10 14:53         : . . : . . : . . : . . aka < - > 10/14/10 14:54         : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . He is light years away from that § < - > 10/14/10 14:55         : . . : . . : . . Seriously < - > 10/14/10 14:53         : . . : . . : . . Ok, to summarize... < Uncle_Miltie > 10/14/10 14:58         : . . wtf no § < - > 10/14/10 14:44         : . . your ad is not for a room/share < -- > 10/14/10 14:45         : . . : . . Ageed § < Cougrat > 10/14/10 14:46  -6       : . . : . . OMG I missed the "spooning" crap. < TheFixxer > 10/14/10 14:47         : . . : . . : . . How? < Anon__Guy > 10/14/10 14:48         : . . : . . : . . : . . You do not see it? < TheFixxer > 10/14/10 14:51  +2       : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Okay < Anon__Guy > 10/14/10 14:52         : . . : . . : . . : . . Look dude, you've got 2 things here < - > 10/14/10 14:51  +4       : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . InOtherWords < - > 10/14/10 14:52         : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Jobs < Anon__Guy > 10/14/10 14:54         : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Let see. You're awfully young to be < - > 10/14/10 14:56         : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Rent < Anon__Guy > 10/14/10 14:58         : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Is the job not decent, or are you being really § < aggressive-w-the-loans? > 10/14/10 14:58         : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Loans < Anon__Guy > 10/14/10 14:59         : . . : . . : . . : . . Plus I believe you posted to the wrong category. < TheFixxer > 10/14/10 14:53         : . . "I am allergic to penicillin. " § < wth___ > 10/14/10 14:45         : . . Are you Gay? Bi? Hetero? < - > 10/14/10 14:46         : . . : . . See that big giant L on his forhead? § < - > 10/14/10 14:46         : . . : . . : . . good one..... § < - > 10/14/10 14:47         : . . : . . "sleeping with my girlfriend in my bed" § < frozone > 10/14/10 14:50         : . . this can't be a serious post < patriots828 > 10/14/10 14:47         : . . Seriously < Anon__Guy > 10/14/10 14:52         : . . : . . Go back to school. § < - > 10/14/10 14:52         : . . : . . Goodbye, Cliff. § < - > 10/14/10 14:53         : . . : . . Finalization < Anon__Guy > 10/14/10 14:57

Forum poster demand satisfaction for isled posts.

  Sometime you get a person in forum three complaining about a forum post being removed. Two things come to mind first, wrong forum to complain about it, and they have no recourse.  It becomes even funnier when they claim to be a non-practicing lawyer, and that the flagging system is being abused, and claim they are being censored. Then add that to their over posting, and trolling themselves, and you have  all the components of a great sitcom.
  Check out the fun here in what I call "I demand satisfaction even though the TOU clearly says I will never get it so I will post to my blog and cry about it till someone who hasn't a clue how craigslist works takes my side."

 Check out the OP's blog entries, and my replies  here: http://toresimonsen.wordpress.com/2010/10/08/craigs-list-moves-homeless-photographs/ .

 OP's handle history can be found here: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?act=su&handle=ToreLovesEliza&mode=night .

elk You moved my flag to the Misfits for no reason < ToreLovesEliza > 10/08/10 18:45  -3  link
      : . . this is the forum for flagged ADS < -- > 10/08/10 18:46  
      : . . lol < - > 10/08/10 18:46  
      : . . HH~ Backing away slowly. § < Dentfixxer > 10/08/10 18:47  
      : . . : . . holey moley. ! < - > 10/08/10 18:49  
      : . . We don't deal with forum flags here < CLpolizei > 10/08/10 18:47  
      : . . Staff moves things to the isle. Generally < - > 10/08/10 18:48  
      : . . homeless? < ATWizSF > 10/08/10 18:49  
      : . . : . . I flagged cause she's a tard § < - > 10/08/10 18:50  
      : . . : . . : . . definitely: < - > 10/08/10 18:51  
      : . . : . . but there was no internet, tv, or beer in the § < fridge!!--- > 10/08/10 18:50  
      : . . You're just spamming the forums with your < - > 10/08/10 18:51  
      : . . : . . ...and I flagged you in this forum-miscat. § < - > 10/08/10 18:52  
      : . . : . . : . . x2 § < - > 10/08/10 18:53  
      : . . : . . OP has click-n-pay google ads. < Dentfixxer > 10/08/10 19:03  
      : . . so what ? § < - > 10/08/10 18:52  
      : . . ***UPDATE*** < Dentfixxer > 10/08/10 20:55    link
      : . . : . . that person is nuttier than a fruitcake. § < moving_target > 10/08/10 21:02  

Impostor handles, better known as "imps". Wolves in sheep's clothing.

  Impostors, or "imps" are an odd phenomenon, even stranger is why it is done.  Generally to hide, and bother the original handle, and the entire forum. Sometime done to discredit, or get a the original handle banned.
  Best things to do:
  1)  request a handle removal, and forum/IP bans, do not engage.
  2) if no one has noticed, post to inform the others before the damage is done, then flag, request a handle removal, forum and IP bans.
  3) neg them
  4) ignore them if the above help is not to your liking

  Here is some of this mornings "imping", clever imp handles, troll though. Enjoy! (note: I would guess this is the same person doing this imping today. If I see more Ill add to this post. -TheFixxer/Jack-O-Lantern)


What a Creeper may look like < AlvysDaCompetition > 10/08/10 11:25  -10  pic
      : . . : . . ^^^imp of AlwysDaCompetition § < - > 10/08/10 11:28  
      : . . : . . : . . nice catch... § < - > 10/08/10 11:29  




. Will you be my friend dash? < RLVampsDontSperkle > 10/08/10 09:14  -5
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Imping is fucked up. Way to go, stalker. § < - > 10/08/10 09:16  +1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . It's just RWD..the cross dresser of imping. § < RydraWongsDaddy999 > 10/08/10 09:17  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Not true - *I* like you! § < Dragon_Keeper > 10/08/10 09:20  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . D_K, you should check who you are responding to. § < - > 10/08/10 09:21  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Ya, we wouldn't want to respond to someone < - > 10/08/10 09:22  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Nope, the imp is the one that posts < RLVampsDontSparkle > 10/08/10 09:23  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . I think you are confused dash. § < - > 10/08/10 09:24  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . OOPS! < Dragon_Keeper > 10/08/10 09:23  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . It's an imp, babe, I am the real me < RLVampsDontSparkle > 10/08/10 09:22  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Yes, I looked at the handle too fast < Dragon_Keeper > 10/08/10 09:24  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . I will check... § < RLVampsDontSparkle > 10/08/10 09:35  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Have you visited the help desk lately? § < RLVampsDontSperkle > 10/08/10 09:26  -5
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Its a trap! lol § < Sensibull > 10/08/10 09:25  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . You have your own imp. § < - > 10/08/10 09:34