Top ten things done while the forums are down for maintenance.

310: hotnight - system maintenance tonight
Updated Tue, Sep 28 - 14:02 PDT

There will be a brief posting outage starting at 10 PM PDT tonight. Our elves work quickly however, so you should be able to post again shortly.

10- Quickly go and check on the kids
9- Hit reload for the 243 time
8- Bathroom break
7- Flag that pesky guy in auto parts that keep posting his toaster with the Ford sticker on it
6- Check forums again while opening a bag of Cheesy Poofs and a diet DR. Pepper
5- Feed your 35 cats before your Mom notices they ate the pot roast she left out.
4- Check forums again wonder what you did before becoming addicted to craigslist forums
3- Post an ad for that motorcycle you haven't ridden since you were in high school and weighed 85lbs lighter
2- Check your email, notice you only have spam
NUMBER ONE THING TO DO......
1- google yourself