[Hedda] A textbook Dunning-Kruger messiah who genuinely believes they are the only functional neuron firing in the entire Craigslist help ecosystem. In their mind, every other Peanut is a drooling, sub-moron obstacle standing between confused posters and the divine wisdom that only this handle can provide.
They routinely swoop in to inform newcomers that all prior advice they’ve received is garbage, that every long-term helper is either malicious or brain-damaged, and that the poster should immediately ignore everyone else and obey this one self-appointed genius without question. Disagreement isn’t treated as a difference of opinion; it’s proof of intellectual disability or outright mental illness in whoever dares contradict them.
This isn’t just arrogance; it’s weaponized superiority cosplaying as help. They don’t post to solve problems, they post to perform a live-action superiority fetish in which every reply that isn’t grateful worship proves the poster is either brain-damaged or part of the “fucked up, toxic, and radioactive” fan club that supposedly lives rent-free in their head.
They’re the forum equivalent of the guy who walks into an ER, tells the trauma surgeons they’re all sub-morons holding the scalpel wrong, suggests the patient masturbate in public for the lulz, then screams “I’m the only competent one here!” while the real doctors quietly save lives around him.
A narcissistic, pathologically self-congratulatory void who mistakes contempt for cleverness, cruelty for candor, and nonstop personal abuse for “the best help you’ll ever get.”
And they’ve been doing it, daily, for years, because no one has ever made the cost of being that asshole high enough yet.
Written by: MyGoldHandle
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