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Posted: 2013-01-27, 2:54PM CST

For Trade - 1998 BMW 528i - $5500 (Spring Hill)

1998 BMW 528i with sport package
2.8L I6
5 speed manual transmission
26 mpg
210k miles
Runs/shifts great with no problems
18 inch 3 piece BBS wheels
Tires and brakes in good shape
No "check engine" light
8 airbag system (driver, passenger, windshield and all four doors)
Cruise control
6 cd changer + cassette
12 speaker audio
Fog lights
Sun roof
Electric rear window shade


There are a few minor issues. None of them affect the ability to drive the car. 

Some may be fixed soon, I will update.

-Power windows need regulators (common BMW issue)
-Spare wheel has a flat tire
-Hood was painted flat black down the middle by the previous owner to cover sun damage
-Small dent in drivers door (Probably would pop right out, but I haven't messed with it)
-Fuel gauge doesn't read past 1/2 tank when full

Other than that everything on the car works as it should. I will be working on fixing these

 things in my spare time so be sure to check back because I will keep this up to date.

 I might just keep it once I get it in perfect shape, but right now I'm looking to trade mainly

 for a V8 car that can be driven daily. I could be interested in other vehicles though so

 email me and let me know what you have.

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Fixxer's pick: Passive-Aggressive Woman seeking Apathetic Male for Co-dependancy

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Passive-Aggressive Woman seeking Apathetic Male for Co-dependancy - w4m

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Date: 2012-11-04, 6:39PM CST
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I am a lonely, desperate and pathetic woman looking for an apathetic asshole male to start a seriously abusive co-dependent relationship. I am crazy, over-reactive, over-analytical, and I will get really jealous if I dare see your eyes stray remotely to another person. I have a lot of personality issues stemming from my father. If interested, run.

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Fixxer's pick of the day: "Our cat is a jerk."

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Cat Scratching Post (Oak & 33rd)

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Date: 2012-06-04, 11:38AM PDT
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Tired of our cat scratching the ever loving hell out of our couch, my wife and I purchased this fine looking cat scratching post/condo type thing as a hopeful distraction. We brought it home, set it up and waited with bated breath for our cat to transfer her love of scratching the crap out of things from our couch to this beauty of a scratching post. We were delirious with thoughts of how cute our cat would look sleeping inside of one of the two cat cubby-holes. We waited and we waited and we waited.

Apparently our cat has as much interest in this cat scratching thing as she does in learning science. For her, this thing is the opposite of jumping on my face at 3AM while I'm fast asleep. There's just no fun in it for her.

The only thing this scratching post/condo/contraption has done is taught us a few things about our cat:

1) Our cat is a jerk.
2) Our cat doesn't appreciate the things we do for her.
3) Our cat doesn't understand that if this were human sized and located in this same neighbourhood, it would be worth about $750k.
4) Our cat will only destroy things that should not be destroyed (our couch).

Maybe your cat could appreciate a thing such as the nameless cat post pictured below. Maybe your cat is not a jerk like ours is (I doubt it, your cat IS a CAT after all). Maybe, at the very least, your cat won't avoid this thing like it's made out of water and angry dogs. If your cat is such a cat, then hit me up with an email and I'll gladly GIVE you this cat contraption. We just want it out of the house, since it's just another sad reminder for how little respect our cat has for the pet/owner relationship.

As a bonus, I'll toss in that springy ball on a pole type of thing you can see sitting on top of the condo thing in the photo. Apparently swatting that is not nearly as enjoyable as swatting our feet while we try to sleep.

Although we've had this thing for 6 months, it has sadly not been used by the cat.

**Dogs Rule!**

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Fixxer's pick of the day, "Only in Eugene Oregon".

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Moving to Texas--NEED BOXES (Eugene downtown)

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Date: 2012-02-02, 5:18PM PST
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Yes, the sad, sorry state of the economy is pushing this family out of Oregon and on to Texas. This means we need boxes and packing materials. Please help us out?

We will promise to leave you with as many part time minimum wage jobs as you can handle, hippies, pan handlers, expensive housing, uninsured motorists, non existent social services and liberals galore. You can even keep your medical marijuana cards so you can get legally stoned at your part time minimum wage job in your sub standard housing while social services ignores you.

If you like, we can exchange email addresses and I promise I will send you regular updates of the thriving Texas economy, the affordable housing, tell you all about my full time well paying job and perhaps post a video of me two stepping Texas style.

I could possibly even give you all of my tie dyed clothes in exchange for your boxes.

P.S. No matter how much you beg, I will NOT take any Occupiers nor Kitty Piercy. I'm afraid they shoot those types down there in Texas.

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Fixxer's pick of the day, "Need Hotter Roommate" Only in a collage (college) town.

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$400 need hotter Roomate (Eugene )

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So this is serious first off. My Roomates and I need some eye candy to live with ass because we are tired or the flat chested loud mouth Roomate we currently have. It sounds weird and crazy but there is nothing nicer then to come home to a hot Roomate who's not a loud mouth bitch. 400 a month plus utilities. Email to set up appointment.

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Fixxer's pick of the day, "$1000 Best. Roomate. Ever."

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$1000 Best. Roomate. Ever.

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Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You fucking found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies like AOL and FORBES FUCKING MAGAZINE. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist.

Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in Boston, and I have no fucking clue where to live. My new office is located in Cambridge, so I guess I want something in that area. Honestly, I'm moving there in 3 weeks, so I don't give a shit if I have to sleep in your bathtub.

A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I'm just like, "Oh fuck I better not mess with this shit, because it's not mine." I turn off lights. I clean toilets. Fuck it. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fucking FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off.

I also read a lot. I fucking LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. Fucking smart. Do you like movies? I fucking love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!

Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA!

A lot of people ask me, "Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?" And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty fucking cool right?

I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to Boston in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you shit already!

Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic ass I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your fucking mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money.

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Sometimes it just starts bad, and ends up worse.

Here is a great example of threads that just go downhill in a hurry. Note that I do not condone the OP (original poster.thread starter) or the peanuts that replied. I believe the best thing to do in a thread like this is to just flag and request a handle ban.

Even more from this poster can be found in the isle of misfit threads.

Here is where it started in the flag help forum::


stl Why arent you assholes flagged off. < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 09:59  -12
      : . . Ooo... I feel under your power... sexually... < SJMcNeilly > 09/14/10 10:00  
      : . . lovely HH § < - > 09/14/10 10:00  
      : . . : . . What a maroon! § < AlwysDaCompetition > 09/14/10 10:02  
      : . . : . . : . . a whhhhat? § < ilovemyrickydog > 09/14/10 10:03  
      : . . : . . : . . mehh..bugs bunny quotes.. Fuck you asshat § < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:04  
      : . . : . . : . . What a tararragoondea! § < SJMcNeilly > 09/14/10 10:04  
      : . . You are about to be flagged out of this forum < AlwysDaCompetition > 09/14/10 10:02  
      : . . : . . Go fuck yourself! Fag! § < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:03  
      : . . : . . : . . oh. a stalker troll.... how original.. *yawn* § < ilovemyrickydog > 09/14/10 10:06  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . Yes..your so unmoved you had to respond...fag § < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:06  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . rEMEMBER - Shiney side out § < AlwysDaCompetition > 09/14/10 10:13  
      : . . interesting hh < - > 09/14/10 10:03  
      : . . : . . What part of that hh was "borderline" to you? § < - > 09/14/10 10:04  
      : . . Are you trying to hypnotize me, silly goose? § < - > 09/14/10 10:04  
      : . . You are but a breath of decay,in a whirlwind of § < Reason_ > 09/14/10 10:07  





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stl NO ONE IS ACTUALLY YELLING WHEN IN CAPS!! < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:05  -10+1
      : . . And a ban in 5... 4... 3... 2... § < - > 09/14/10 10:06  
      : . . : . . Quietly, or they won't count. § < - > 09/14/10 10:07  
      : . . : . . where is the ban? § < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:09  
      : . . How about this: < Peanut3478 > 09/14/10 10:10  +1  link
      : . . : . . People who REACT to caps are pretending way to < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:11  -5
      : . . : . . : . . your pretense is not very good § < - > 09/14/10 10:12  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . You dont like people who dont play your games... < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:13  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . users like you waste the forums time by < - > 09/14/10 10:16  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Blah blah your a dirty cunt § < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:17  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . forums were around before the WWW § < - > 09/14/10 10:19  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . reported to staff, ban requested § < -- > 09/14/10 10:19  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . waaaaaaaaaaaa rules § < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:19  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . If you flag your not supposed to type..waaaaaa § < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:20  
      : . . : . . : . . Look, if you go to Japan, and the custom is < Peanut3478 > 09/14/10 10:15    link
      : . . HEY CAPS TARD < AlwysDaCompetition > 09/14/10 10:11  +2  link
      : . . : . . If ur momma was alive..she be sucking my dick § < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:13  
      : . . : . . : . . Community Moderation works in forums, too. § < - > 09/14/10 10:17  
      : . . : . . No, you cannot report someone for flagging you " < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:17  
      : . . : . . : . . Well, since flagging is anonymous < Peanut3478 > 09/14/10 10:18  
      : . . : . . : . . I am mesmerized by your IGNORANCE § < Ignorance-is-Bliss > 09/14/10 10:18  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . Ignorance can't be helped, this moron is < AlwysDaCompetition > 09/14/10 10:20  
      : . . : . . : . . Yep, it's confirmed < AlwysDaCompetition > 09/14/10 10:19  +3  link
      : . . Or how about this: < Peanut3478 > 09/14/10 10:12  
      : . . : . . OP is C. both § < AlwysDaCompetition > 09/14/10 10:14  
      : . . : . . : . . You practiced erotic strangulation with your bro § < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:14  
      : . . : . . Writing in caps is ignorant or yelling..whooooo < crazyfriend > 09/14/10 10:14  
      : . . : . . : . . Uh, more like its hard to read so its gets § < flagged- > 09/14/10 10:15  
      : . . : . . : . . I'm sorry you are so angry, I hope your day < Infocorrect > 09/14/10 10:15  
      : . . Peanuts, this one is obviously off their rocker. < - > 09/14/10 10:15  +1