Fixxer's Pick of The Day: There's a hole in your boat

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tpa Legitimate boats by dealer ads flagged non stop < floridaboatsales > 02/13 17:52  -31+5
      : . . That's the funniest thing posted today! § < Behead_the_trolls > 02/13 17:53  -1+13
      : . . . < MyRedHandle > 02/13 17:55  -1+4  pic
      : . . Shit I meant to give -5 not +5 < RTFI > 02/13 17:55  -6+7
      : . . : . . It's the thought that counts. § < vistastinks > 02/13 17:56  -1+7
      : . . : . . Well, it is pretty hilarious... < gonzo_67 > 02/13 18:02  -1+4
      : . . : . . : . . yeah I'll go with that < RTFI > 02/13 18:04  -1+2
      : . . I can offer high level insight, if you show me < RTFI > 02/13 17:56  -1+2
      : . . : . . he can't. it sunk. § < MyRedHandle > 02/13 17:56  -1+3
      : . . : . . : . . I'm sure he posted a wave of ads. § < vistastinks > 02/13 17:58  -1+2
      : . . : . . : . . : . . while contemplating his "naval"? § < Behead_the_trolls > 02/13 17:59  -1+1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Nah, he couldn't navigate there. § < vistastinks > 02/13 18:00  -1+2
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . it was pier pressure that made him do it. § < MyRedHandle > 02/13 18:00  -1+3
      : . . : . . : . . dinghy-bat! § < Behead_the_trolls > 02/13 18:00  -1+2
      : . . : . . : . . : . . Anchor-head!! § < vistastinks > 02/13 18:01  -1+2
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . ...he said with a scowl. Oar "My 40% sail ends" § < Behead_the_trolls > 02/13 18:03  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . I'll sea that sail & raise you a flag. § < KiaStarr > 02/13 18:04  -1+2
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Lemme get my thug-boat, i can tow the line. § < MyRedHandle > 02/13 18:06  +3
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . said Tom shippishly. § < Behead_the_trolls > 02/13 18:07  +1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Stop with the latitude. § < MyRedHandle > 02/13 18:09  -1+1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Oar what? § < KiaStarr > 02/13 18:10  -1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . rudder nonsense will ensue. § < MyRedHandle > 02/13 18:10  +1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . You all are very salty tonight. § < vistastinks > 02/13 18:11  +1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . unfathomable. Me? § < MyRedHandle > 02/13 18:12  +1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Time for a glass of port at 8 bells. G'night. § < Behead_the_trolls > 02/13 18:14  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . don't drink too much and keel over. § < MyRedHandle > 02/13 18:15  +2
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . The wife might deck him § < vistastinks > 02/13 18:16  +2
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . that would be going overboard. § < MyRedHandle > 02/13 18:17  +1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Wife might, cuz you have no balls § < floridaboatsales > 02/13 18:54  -1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . You are correct. I am a woman. § < vistastinks > 02/13 18:54  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . That figures. You have a pass sweetie. § < floridaboatsales > 02/13 19:01  
      : . . Oh you are just precious < snicked > 02/13 18:02  -1+10
      : . . I am so sorry it has come to this for you < KiaStarr > 02/13 18:02  -1+4
      : . . I flagged your out of area ads 1,374 times < syrtus > 02/13 18:03  -1+2
      : . . I was going to help you until I read this: < TheFixxer > 02/13 18:04  -1+2
      : . . : . . When he misspelled "subpoena" you knew it < gonzo_67 > 02/13 18:07  -1
      : . . : . . : . . 5 minutes trolling this forum would have been < vistastinks > 02/13 18:10  -1
      : . . Just curious < jason7598 > 02/13 18:11  
      : . . dis you? < MyRedHandle > 02/13 18:29  +1  link
      : . . : . . Nice rant and threat in there < KiaStarr > 02/13 18:39  
      : . . : . . : . . Which wont be too many now - its < Peanut3478 > 02/13 19:08  
      : . . : . . MyRedHandle... < floridaboatsales > 02/13 19:57  
      : . . : . . : . . You really have no idea how this site works or < TheFixxer > 02/13 20:17  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . Lol. I am 15 steps ahead of this post...idiot. § < floridaboatsales > 02/13 20:28  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Yeah, in the wrong direction... just saying... < cl-VPD > 02/13 20:33  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . You appear to have outsmarted yourself. < TheFixxer > 02/13 20:38  +1
      : . . Your overwhelming response is appreciated... < floridaboatsales > 02/13 18:31  -1
      : . . : . . you just don't get it, do you? < MyRedHandle > 02/13 18:33  
      : . . : . . Really? You didn't think this was laughable? < gonzo_67 > 02/13 18:35  
      : . . : . . Win what exactly? § < KiaStarr > 02/13 18:40  
      : . . : . . : . . his story, much like his ad... full of leeks. < MyRedHandle > 02/13 18:44  +2  pic
      : . . : . . What we're trying to say is: < SunnyInLA > 02/13 18:45  
      : . . : . . Stop by my office in person and discuss... < floridaboatsales > 02/13 18:50  -1
      : . . : . . : . . This is a global forum. Did you think we were < SunnyInLA > 02/13 18:53  
      : . . : . . : . . Are you threatening us? I'm calling the cops. § < vistastinks > 02/13 18:53  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . You're an idiot. $100 for face to face visit! < floridaboatsales > 02/13 18:56  -2
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . It's time. F&S. § < SunnyInLA > 02/13 18:57  +1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Yep, you are threatening us. < vistastinks > 02/13 19:00  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . Which ones????? § < SunnyInLA > 02/13 18:57  
      : . . : . . : . . pay my jet fuel bill, i'll < MyRedHandle > 02/13 18:54  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . Pay your own way asshole < floridaboatsales > 02/13 19:03  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . "pay your own way"? < MyRedHandle > 02/13 19:06  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . And it's the best place to read ridiculous rants < gonzo_67 > 02/13 19:11  
      : . . : . . : . . If you arent looking to get < Peanut3478 > 02/13 19:01  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . Thank you... < floridaboatsales > 02/13 19:33  -1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . It takes more than a few competitors to flag ads < Sinner_Sam > 02/13 19:42  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . No, ... < floridaboatsales > 02/13 19:50  
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . When you meet with law enforcement, < SunnyInLA > 02/13 19:45  +1
      : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . Gladly. § < floridaboatsales > 02/13 19:58  
      : . . Most of you are assholes... < floridaboatsales > 02/13 20:25  
      : . . : . . I would really like your address. I want to < TheFixxer > 02/13 23:04    link

Fixxer's pick of the day: "bed and desk, really dude?"

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bed and desk - $20 (eugene)

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Date: 2012-10-05, 2:00PM PDT
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...love you bebe :)

 

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Fixxer's pick of the day: "Good Transportation".

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Good transportation - $750 (East Bradenton)

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Date: 2012-09-30, 4:48PM EDT
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1994 car
160k
Run like a champ
Look ugly
Drives great
If your thinking of offer me a lower price don't bother to call n waste my time or yours we all have better things to do . Beside I still can get $600 from the dealer

Only serious buyers cash only
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Fixxer's pick of the day, "Mega-billionaire seeks hot twin bodyguard/assassins - m4ww"

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Mega-billionaire seeks hot twin bodyguard/assassins - m4ww (Secret)

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Date: 2011-11-29, 10:13AM EST
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It has come into my knowledge that a certain left-wing underground society is targeting me and my vast wealth. The only way I know to protect myself is to do what all mega-billionaires do in this day and age: hire hot twin assassins to protect them.

Job requirements:
● Must be proficient in hand to hand combat techniques
● Must be able to handle Warsaw and NATO Pact small arms and on occasion heavier hardware, like TV guided missiles. The one with the camera on it.
● Able to identify biochemical agents. These are mostly labeled, but there are a couple of techs I employ that refuse to write anything down.
● Training programs ARE available, as there are terribly few biochemist/assassin/weapon experts in the world

Relocation:
● You must move into my secret lair upon getting hired.
● I have to move my secret lair on occasion due to attacks from the aforementioned left-wing agendaists. Must be able to lift 40 pounds unassisted. I hired a moving company one time. They were secret agents. I had to trick them into driving into a volcano.

Salary: Negotiable based on experience. I will be doing background checks on applicants.
Benefits: Full health and dental. We have a flex spending account to get laser eye correction done, I can't abide people wearing glasses (exception: safety glasses) while firing pistols akimbo and diving through shattering glass. We have an accidental death and dismemberment clause also, since our insurance company doesn't know exactly WHAT we do here; however, it does NOT cover accidents based on biochemical agents that are improperly marked or handled. We also have a fierce 401K plan.

I am also looking for backup sets of twin assassins. Don't feel bad if you get second-stringed, the right-wing ultranationalists that have differing opinions on how many mulligans one is allowed in a friendly game of golf are consistently sending agents to kill me. So the first set might not make it. Just last week our catering company was infiltrated and attempted to poison me with steak tartar. Luckily, I find that dish to be vile and wanted nothing to do with it.

I look forward to hearing from you!

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