Posted: 2013-03-05, 5:00PM PST
To my Fellow C-listers - m4w - 28 (Hacienda Heights)
Well congratulations friend, because you found me!
What's that you say? Everyone on Craigslist wants to be your friend?
Hey, shut up for a second because that's not true. Most guys on Craigslist want their dick to be
What's that you say? Well if you're broke... what's in it for me?
Well, you see, you get:
-Intellectual conversation
-Laughter (especially if you're fan of Simpson's wit)
-A freindzone friendly "listen-to-your-bitching-all-day" ear
-Insight and advice (if requested) complete nodding and silence (if not)
-Fucking Awesome! (Free) Adventures!
-A guy who is honest about looking at your cleavage, not because he's a pervert, but because
-And don't forget about that dollar!
You've made it halfway! Check point like a motherfucker! So I've spent the first half going
I'm fucking awesome! Not only do I have an amazing creative repertoire! I'm smart as fuck!
So that's me, what about you?
Well you see, I asked if you wanted a friend. That means, by default it doesn't matter
So I've read it all, what now?
Now, it's up to you. Do we become friends? Or do you just pass me up and never meet with me?
Whoa Whoa Whoa buddy. This is a repost. I read it yesterday.
And it's still awesome isn't it!? Look, I'm gonna level with you, most posts on Craigslist are three
Posting ID: 3661672848
Posted: 2013-03-05, 5:00PM PST
Edited: 2013-03-05, 5:00PM PST